My first blog

Introduction

Well this is my blog. I never kept diaries and this is my first attempt. Just that if a 95-year old Spanish grandma can do it and do it well, why not me. Not to be left out, I want to own a piece of land on the Cyberspace, drive my Nano down the Information Superhighway.

Nano

Speaking of Nano, it’s a great achievement by an Indian Company to lure many eyes around the world with its Rs.1 Lakh price tagged car. Introducing the car Mr.Ratan Tata alleviated the safety concerns raised by some quarters that the all-Aluminium car had passed full-frontal impact test i.e. a head-on collision (Man I forgot the spelling of Aluminium since the word processor put a squeaky line under it. What happened to my English?). This statement (about the car not my self-introspection) is important in many ways since the engine is mounted in the boot and the boot is in the front (First for an Indian-made car). So when there is no luggage and God forbid a head-on collision takes place, there is a fatal risk to the driver and front seat passenger. The car weighs much less than an Indica, which by the way is the safest car from the TATA stable and its for no reason that recently the one millionth car was rolled out of the Pune factory. Indica is a strong car since it has many safety features and is easily maneuverable at high speeds unlike Sumo which we see in many highway accidents seen on TV and Paper. Also there are many safety tests on a car like Rear-ending, Side-On and roll over Collisions. Since the Nano is not out on the market we can hope these tests are conducted and the car comes out with flying colours(Again a squeaky line since it is UK English). We could only hope that TATA doesn’t compromise safety for Price.

Me paranoid

Call me super-paranoid but I have started to write this blog to hone my writing skills if there were any, this is why – what if a magnetic storm were to hit the Earth and it wipes out all the computers? What if all the undersea cables got cut? (Never mind if the Internet worked in Israel and Iraq (both American colonies) and didn’t work in Iran (Enemy at the Gates) and Middle East (Axis of Evil). Suddenly we are left with no Computers, no Internet and no jobs (Shout AAAAAhhhhhhhh in a shrill voice at this point). What am I to do? I don’t know agriculture, weaving and anything remotely connected with Physical work because I’m just too plain lazy. Left with such a predicament my best bet would be to write a humor column in Sunday supplement of some English newspaper, because I have forgot my Tamizh handwriting and to some extent my English writing as the most words I write is my signature. Seeing any similarities, it could happen to you. If you had found out that I missed a closing ) for the Never mind sentence above, you are a paranoid yourself. Time to seek an alternate employment that doesn’t involve this box you are sitting in front of telling you what t do.

In the coming weeks I hope (Am I using this word too much) to write on various subjects like Sports, Politics, Television and News. If you like this blog tell others, if not tell me. Ya I know stole this one from a restaurant reception. And if you happen to have a friend working in the newspaper circle pass it onto him. No I’m not talking about the paperboy or the petty shop owner. Criticisms and suggestions are most welcome. But I won’t give a damn about it. (I will try to reduce the number of sentences within brackets). Also If you are wondering why the hell the blog is named words on a t-shirt, here it is

WORDS ON A T-SHIRT:

SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED

Do you…

Video of the week

A great Ad with great music.Dont Know much about the bike but the music sure feels good.would make an amazing ringtone.

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Breaking News: People tend to pay more attention to scrolling text rather than still ones and if it says breaking news.

Freebies:

It’s a time-tested strategy that when you start something new or re-launch something old you give freebies to attract potential customers. We have newspapers and magazines giving out freebies ranging from Shampoo to Jewelry leaving only wet underwear. I’m not going to give any wet underwear. Instead follow the link and you will get free Linux CD of Ubuntu. They are absolutely free, no hidden charges, no shipping just free. But please don’t misuse these links and you will get CD in 3-4 weeks.

Free Ubuntu linux CD: http://shipit.unbuntu.com

Au revoir